• Rohit(On the Phone):Hellaaa..
• Ravi: Oh Duude duuuuude duude..(This right after he thought of some sad joke)
• Josh: Good Stuff man,*Tugs t shirt scratches the hair on top of his head by passing his right hand from behind his right ear and over his head in a circular motion*  holds his stomach and hops about like a Kangaroo in labour cuz he is pulled his gut..
• Meanwhile Johnny is making out with the wall the way he does while playing boring tt games..
• Lovell:MindBlastic bro, awwwriittee..Everyone joins in at this point…
• Meshal on phone: 5 inches is too small..
• Johnny: Bhenchod bhosdi, and launches in to a johnny joke.
• Style having her asthma attack while she is laughing away.
• I have slipped away and am silently puking in one of the loos.
• Johnny and Lovell have started some weird mating ritual: Jaaahnnnyyy.. etc etc..
• Meshal on phone:I need at least 3 inches diameter!!
• Rohit: Is thinking how 3 inches width could be sufficient, CAT analysis in full flow.
• Korah is about to drive away the first girl he met by boring her with financial investment talk.
• Mohith is thinking about making out with Jijeesh, he needs to be repeatedly reminded he has a girlfriend.
• Lovell is now telling Josh why Real Madrid is a bunch of pretty girls running around the world crying to their mommy’s for every tackle their opponents make.
• Ravi: suddenly laughs for no reason: He just got Johnny’s joke.
• Apdi Podu blaring in the speakers all VITians/Satyabhamites/Paandi’s and Mallus find themselves in a helpless frenzied dancing ritual. The others join in so not to feel left out.
• Korah: has successfully driven away all the hot women in the party, he now looks at all the guys and feels a warm glow in his heart.
• Meshal on phone:Can you send a sample so I can try it first..
• I am back from the loo and mixing my next round of drinks (I am awesome!!)
• Jijeesh is trying to save himself from Mohith’s advances. He cannot however escape the ball dance.
• Vignesh:Machha how can you do like that daaa… and joins me for another drink..
• Chang decides to go home at 3Am all of a sudden,when quizzed why she says ” I dunnaaawwww”
• Style is now hopping about the place like a rabid jack in the box..
• Headquarter calls, Mohit and Jij are on their phones in the balconies: Yes baby, no baby.. etc etc..
• Some hot expats join in and Johnny and myself have the situation in control.
• Josh pops in: Hi, my name is Joshua, I have Iphone 3G, Big DMB fan- Respect!! sly Grin. BTW this is my facebook ID, Poke me!!..
• Expats flee!!
• Everyone heads out to Novotel>Ohri’s>HSBC>Shamshabad (in that order) for food.

Since the Flat is still relatively new and one is yet to violate our sanctum sanctorum we decided to write out a few bro rules. These rules will apply to us and all those who we entertain in our Flat through the ages to come.

So in no particular order:

• Bros shall bring alcohol to the flat if they are visiting us on a weekend.
• If you plan to drink cold water from the fridge you had better fill the bottle up before replacing it once you are done. ( We don’t have a fridge yet though we are pretty sure we would be anal about this rule once we get one!)
• Bros can make use of the third vacant bedroom(The magic room) if and only if they are accompanied by super hot woma(e)n. Offer stands invalid for bros of bros who happen to crash out parties.
• The magic room shall not be stepped in to on days other than party nights, neither do we lend out our keys.
• In the event that two bros scope out for the same chick, the bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Exception include Josh who is always on a dry spell.
• Every call for a bottoms up will have to be honored until or unless the bro is knocked senseless.
• Should a bro be on a hot streak, another bro should and will do everything in his power to ensure its continuation, that includes lending his car for midnight drives on the ORR,  sudden trip to Ohri’s because she absolutely must have icecream, taking care of her drunk friend(s) who she is supposed to take back home etc.
• For the mandatory drunk pushup competitions the bro that concedes defeat shall have to bottom out a glass full of their choice of alcoholic beverage.
• Really really cool women that we know off shall also be referred to as honorary bros, for this they will have to pass the tota udd maina udd test(Johnny will be the game master).
• If there is a dress code you had better honor it, not doing so might lead to expulsion from the bro club.
• A point might arise during parties when the infamous Charminar cacophony will lend it melodious voice to the music, in such circumstances bro’s are expected to join in. It helps to practice making sudden left to right spastic jerking movements as well.
• It is perfectly fine to abuse/overkill words such as Duuuuuudee, Peace(This is apparently prelevant at dudeness’s apt), So…, Machaaaaa, Mind Blastic, A1 etc..

There definitely are many more that I can’t think off now, will keep updating this post I guess.