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Successful Party Measurement Metics

Any party shall be considered a success if  at least 5-8 of the under mentioned events occur simultaneously:

• Rohit(On the Phone):Hellaaa..
• Ravi: Oh Duude duuuuude duude..(This right after he thought of some sad joke)
• Josh: Good Stuff man,*Tugs t shirt scratches the hair on top of his head by passing his right hand from behind his right ear and over his head in a circular motion*  holds his stomach and hops about like a Kangaroo in labour cuz he is pulled his gut..
• Meanwhile Johnny is making out with the wall the way he does while playing boring tt games..
• Lovell:MindBlastic bro, awwwriittee..Everyone joins in at this point…
• Meshal on phone: 5 inches is too small..
• Johnny: Bhenchod bhosdi, and launches in to a johnny joke.
• Style having her asthma attack while she is laughing away.
• I have slipped away and am silently puking in one of the loos.
• Johnny and Lovell have started some weird mating ritual: Jaaahnnnyyy.. etc etc..
• Meshal on phone:I need at least 3 inches diameter!!
• Rohit: Is thinking how 3 inches width could be sufficient, CAT analysis in full flow.
• Korah is about to drive away the first girl he met by boring her with financial investment talk.
• Mohith is thinking about making out with Jijeesh, he needs to be repeatedly reminded he has a girlfriend.
• Lovell is now telling Josh why Real Madrid is a bunch of pretty girls running around the world crying to their mommy’s for every tackle their opponents make.
• Ravi: suddenly laughs for no reason: He just got Johnny’s joke.
• Apdi Podu blaring in the speakers all VITians/Satyabhamites/Paandi’s and Mallus find themselves in a helpless frenzied dancing ritual. The others join in so not to feel left out.
• Korah: has successfully driven away all the hot women in the party, he now looks at all the guys and feels a warm glow in his heart.
• Meshal on phone:Can you send a sample so I can try it first..
• I am back from the loo and mixing my next round of drinks (I am awesome!!)
• Jijeesh is trying to save himself from Mohith’s advances. He cannot however escape the ball dance.
• Vignesh:Machha how can you do like that daaa… and joins me for another drink..
• Chang decides to go home at 3Am all of a sudden,when quizzed why she says ” I dunnaaawwww”
• Style is now hopping about the place like a rabid jack in the box..
• Headquarter calls, Mohit and Jij are on their phones in the balconies: Yes baby, no baby.. etc etc..
• Some hot expats join in and Johnny and myself have the situation in control.
• Josh pops in: Hi, my name is Joshua, I have Iphone 3G, Big DMB fan- Respect!! sly Grin. BTW this is my facebook ID, Poke me!!..
• Expats flee!!
• Everyone heads out to Novotel>Ohri’s>HSBC>Shamshabad (in that order) for food.