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The KKK and Flat Rulz

And so I move closer to work. I might as well WFH and turn up at work within 5 mins if someone needs to see me urgently..  The FLAT as we(Korah/Whiney and myself) like to call it is simply: kick Ass means Ass Kiciking!! superb 3BHK of which so far we have only managed to occupy the hall. The owners made sure this was ISO 9002 Vaasthu compliant given they named it Pranava’s Surya Planet. In one shot they pleased the Sun God and a bunch of Planets and Pranava who ever that dude is. We have a shiny yellow flat called ‘Kodali’ (Fail – name)beside ours, home to dudeness and his xbox 360 and his already bent/creaking wrought iron bed. You don’t want to know why its bent in two places.

Since the Flat is still relatively new and one is yet to violate our sanctum sanctorum we decided to write out a few bro rules. These rules will apply to us and all those who we entertain in our Flat through the ages to come.

So in no particular order:

• Bros shall bring alcohol to the flat if they are visiting us on a weekend.
• If you plan to drink cold water from the fridge you had better fill the bottle up before replacing it once you are done. ( We don’t have a fridge yet though we are pretty sure we would be anal about this rule once we get one!)
• Bros can make use of the third vacant bedroom(The magic room) if and only if they are accompanied by super hot woma(e)n. Offer stands invalid for bros of bros who happen to crash out parties.
• The magic room shall not be stepped in to on days other than party nights, neither do we lend out our keys.
• In the event that two bros scope out for the same chick, the bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Exception include Josh who is always on a dry spell.
• Every call for a bottoms up will have to be honored until or unless the bro is knocked senseless.
• Should a bro be on a hot streak, another bro should and will do everything in his power to ensure its continuation, that includes lending his car for midnight drives on the ORR,  sudden trip to Ohri’s because she absolutely must have icecream, taking care of her drunk friend(s) who she is supposed to take back home etc.
• For the mandatory drunk pushup competitions the bro that concedes defeat shall have to bottom out a glass full of their choice of alcoholic beverage.
• Really really cool women that we know off shall also be referred to as honorary bros, for this they will have to pass the tota udd maina udd test(Johnny will be the game master).
• If there is a dress code you had better honor it, not doing so might lead to expulsion from the bro club.
• A point might arise during parties when the infamous Charminar cacophony will lend it melodious voice to the music, in such circumstances bro’s are expected to join in. It helps to practice making sudden left to right spastic jerking movements as well.
• It is perfectly fine to abuse/overkill words such as Duuuuuudee, Peace(This is apparently prelevant at dudeness’s apt), So…, Machaaaaa, Mind Blastic, A1 etc..

There definitely are many more that I can’t think off now, will keep updating this post I guess.